guilty blogging

Okay I feel very bad about not blogging in the past ......... two weeks but, come on it was Christmas/ Hanukkah/Kwanzaa....ect......ect...... for those who celebrate it. If you think about the situation from my perspective I did whoever reads this blog a favor by not blogging. You guys and girls would not want to know about me eating my own weight in food on Christmas day in detail. Wishing everyone late (or early ,it depends) happy holidays, and a ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!! ( If you celebrate the Chinese new year then happy early new year )

You know I'll have one; nobody telling me to shut my face or pick up my crap. Winter break is a beautiful thing.

crap - an ongoing problem

" I'm tired of picking up your crap!"

Oh! yet another infamous saying at my school - how wonderful. Okay this hasn't been put in writing, but the P.E teachers I deal with ( mainly the females the males are not as bad) are some of the craziest, most disturbed people you will ever meet in your life. Here are reasons why ( by now you've probably figured out I'm a list person ):

1) No matter what weather or what health you are in they will make you run until you pass out or have an asthma attack; if you start throwing up well . . . sucks for you. I know this because I have experienced or seen all three of these.

2) If you don't have a note from a parent to skip P.E, then you will do P.E at all cost. For example, you show up with a broken leg in a cast, but you forgot your note; well you are going to do what ever everyone else does that day no matter how much pain you are in.

3) You are encouraged to hit girls in face while playing dodge ball.

4)If you talk in the locker room, you will be banned from it the rest of the school year.

5) If you leave your locker preset or unlocked, they will go into your locker remove all your stuff and either hide it, put it in the lost and found, or stick a dention slip on it.

6) If you are overweight or very skinny, then you will be made fun of by the coaches.

7) If you happen to leave something of yours out of your locker, they will shout and scream at you.

8) You are blacklisted if your parents call and complain about the P.E coaches or procedures.

9) You are forbidden from using Vaseline or lotion no matter how ashy or dry your skin is. Because of this, some girls are forced to use soap, water, and in some cases deodorant to relieve dry skin.

10) If you happen to be banned from the locker room, they don't care where you dress. So you are forced to get creative.

(Be warned all of this can result in possible scarring for life!)

Do you see what I'm dealing with!!! What P.E coach encourages you to hit girls in the face while playing dodgeball. It is madness I tell you Madness! You should be ashamed!! Anyway the reason I'm writing this is to lead up to what happened Friday. It started out like a normal P.E period. Them screaming at us not to talk,and blowing the whistle in our ears in the locker room as we exited. Then before our warm ups started all the girls were called to the locker room. We sat there confused until suddenly....... " I'M TIRED OF PICKING UP YOUR CRAP!" is shouted from the otherside of the room. We all turn our heads slowly clearly afraid of what's to come. No, it's as we feared! Another lecture about what horrible kids we are, aimed to lower our self-es-teem. Here are some things that were said as we got yelled at: " You are some ungrateful kids" ( could you be more blunt ) "Are you trying to kill me of exhaustion " ( great now we're inhumane too) " Hey are you talking SHUT YOUR FACE" ( for the record she was just hearing things) " I am tired of getting complaints from your parents about how I can't do my job!" ( gee ya think there's a reason for that ). Those were just a few things said in a 20 minute yelling session. I ask you what human can yell at a group of people for 20 straight minutes? TWENTY STRAIGHT MINUTES! When they stopped talking, we all lined up and walked out the door with our heads down. It was truly a sad sight to see. Anyway now that you've heard one experience with my P.E teachers, and trust me knowing them there are many more to come. Most likely they will be more brutal. Goodbye

"Shut your face" continued.....

Sorry people got interrupted. As I was saying some people are not meant for teaching. If you or someone you know is thinking of becoming a teacher, here are some vital signs that they or you will suck as one 1). you get pleasure from torturing kids

2)you have a very boring,very long voice

3)children tend to cry in your presents

4) you often abuses power to make someone miserable

5) this list could go on and on but my fingers are getting tired

If you find yourself saying " I do that" to any of these statements please do kids across the world a favor and don't become a teacher. People don't realize that teaching is a very serious matter. You could affect a child's life for better or worse in one statement. In my opinion teachers (and school ) are the main reason that the teenage depression/self harming rate is at an all time high.Most blame peers or so called " bad kids" who influence others but the real problem are teachers who don't know how to do their job. Most peer pressure doesn't come from peers it comes from teachers putting pressure on us not to follow peer pressure. My teachers for instance don't know how to do their job and can mostly be put in group 1( see post before) of the three groups that I described. It looks bad if a teacher is the cause of anything horrible that involves a student though. No don't blame the people that work for the government!!!!(Gasp) that's probably what they actually say. The whole idea of school is hypocritical anyway. Teachers tell us " don't do drugs " then you see them smoking outside the building or in the bathroom. "Just say no" is their answer to everything either that or they try to scare us because when you give them a real question or say something they don't approve of you get a panicked look and a non-satisfying/uneducated answer. Once at school we went over a lesson on HIV/AIDS/STD and the teacher told us "IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU WILL GET PREGNANT OR DIE". What kind of ignorant answer is that. Some may say I'm harsh on teachers but if I'm not than who is gonna be. Look there are good teachers and there are bad teachers ( mostly bad ) a good teacher can change a child's life same thing with a bad one. In my opinion teachers hold to much power for one person, but you know what can I do. Well I'm tired and am about to go to sleep wish me good dreams. Goodnight y'all !!

"Shut your face"

That's the first thing I heard when I got to school this morning. Guess how my day went? I don't know why but that seems to be a catch phrase in my school. I mean imagine hearing "Shut your face" by a group of very aggressive, very disturbingly loud teachers. What kind of phrase is that anyway. It doesn't even make sense. Right now though that is beside the point. The point I'm making is that some people are not cut out for teaching. In my life, I have only experienced three types of teachers and have put them in groups:

1) The sadistic savant who feeds off the misery of children.

2) The awesome heaven sent teacher whom you actually learn from.

3) The okay teacher.