crap - an ongoing problem

" I'm tired of picking up your crap!"

Oh! yet another infamous saying at my school - how wonderful. Okay this hasn't been put in writing, but the P.E teachers I deal with ( mainly the females the males are not as bad) are some of the craziest, most disturbed people you will ever meet in your life. Here are reasons why ( by now you've probably figured out I'm a list person ):

1) No matter what weather or what health you are in they will make you run until you pass out or have an asthma attack; if you start throwing up well . . . sucks for you. I know this because I have experienced or seen all three of these.

2) If you don't have a note from a parent to skip P.E, then you will do P.E at all cost. For example, you show up with a broken leg in a cast, but you forgot your note; well you are going to do what ever everyone else does that day no matter how much pain you are in.

3) You are encouraged to hit girls in face while playing dodge ball.

4)If you talk in the locker room, you will be banned from it the rest of the school year.

5) If you leave your locker preset or unlocked, they will go into your locker remove all your stuff and either hide it, put it in the lost and found, or stick a dention slip on it.

6) If you are overweight or very skinny, then you will be made fun of by the coaches.

7) If you happen to leave something of yours out of your locker, they will shout and scream at you.

8) You are blacklisted if your parents call and complain about the P.E coaches or procedures.

9) You are forbidden from using Vaseline or lotion no matter how ashy or dry your skin is. Because of this, some girls are forced to use soap, water, and in some cases deodorant to relieve dry skin.

10) If you happen to be banned from the locker room, they don't care where you dress. So you are forced to get creative.

(Be warned all of this can result in possible scarring for life!)

Do you see what I'm dealing with!!! What P.E coach encourages you to hit girls in the face while playing dodgeball. It is madness I tell you Madness! You should be ashamed!! Anyway the reason I'm writing this is to lead up to what happened Friday. It started out like a normal P.E period. Them screaming at us not to talk,and blowing the whistle in our ears in the locker room as we exited. Then before our warm ups started all the girls were called to the locker room. We sat there confused until suddenly....... " I'M TIRED OF PICKING UP YOUR CRAP!" is shouted from the otherside of the room. We all turn our heads slowly clearly afraid of what's to come. No, it's as we feared! Another lecture about what horrible kids we are, aimed to lower our self-es-teem. Here are some things that were said as we got yelled at: " You are some ungrateful kids" ( could you be more blunt ) "Are you trying to kill me of exhaustion " ( great now we're inhumane too) " Hey are you talking SHUT YOUR FACE" ( for the record she was just hearing things) " I am tired of getting complaints from your parents about how I can't do my job!" ( gee ya think there's a reason for that ). Those were just a few things said in a 20 minute yelling session. I ask you what human can yell at a group of people for 20 straight minutes? TWENTY STRAIGHT MINUTES! When they stopped talking, we all lined up and walked out the door with our heads down. It was truly a sad sight to see. Anyway now that you've heard one experience with my P.E teachers, and trust me knowing them there are many more to come. Most likely they will be more brutal. Goodbye